Why You Should Talk To Your Cats About Cat Nip…Hysterical!
It’s no secret that cats love cat nip. The problem with cat nip? The fact that it makes cats go a little crazy. But, once they start having it, it’s hard to stop. Hence, creating a menace kitty. A cat that has no boundaries, and will do as they see fit, without even taking a second to wonder what you have to say about it. This ladies and gents, is your cat’s brain on cat nip…Please take a second to read these important catnip dangers and share them with your cats. Nip: Not even once.
1. I can see through time!!!
2. Trying to make out with a dolphin isn’t normal.
3. Girls used to think I was hot.
4. We used to dream about getting an apartment together.
5. Attacking a deer in your yard isn’t normal.
6. Running away from a cow with the same coloration as you isn’t normal.
7. I live in a filing cabinet.
8. No one would believe that my teachers used to call me “the cream of the crop.”
9. I used to be the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world!